Decision Paralysis Tee (Spiral)

• Consistently comfortable and genuinely easy to wear
• Soft enough to forget you’re wearing it, until someone reads it and makes eye contact
• Made primarily from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (with some color variations using blends) with a smooth surface that makes the print look crisp
• Lightweight and breathable, easy to wear on its own or layered without overthinking it
• Retail fit, true-to-size and pre-shrunk, so at least this part of your life remains predictable
• Classic crew neckline and ribbed collar that keeps its shape over time
• Constructed with side seams and tapered shoulders for a better fit that holds up longer
• Tear-away label for minimal irritation (one less thing to think about)
• Shipped with impressive efficiency, regardless of your own relationship with time

Follow these, and your tee will stay looking good for a long time (results may vary depending on physics, timing, and your relationship with laundry habits):

• Wash inside out (the design prefers a bit of privacy)
• Machine wash cold (30C or 90F) with similar colors (no sudden plot twists)
• Use mild detergent (we’re aiming for clean, not rebirth)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed (proceed with caution)
• Tumble dry low or air dry (high heat leads to character development)
• Iron inside out on medium heat if needed (direct eye contact is too intense)
• Do not dry clean (this shirt is not prepared for that level of formality)

Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50 (we love that for you).

Orders are typically shipped within 2-5 days of placing your order. We move fast, but not quite instant teleportation.

Once shipped, delivery usually takes 2–5 days (depending on location and how fast reality is cooperating with all of us).

Returns
Our goal at Oopsy Frog is that you actually love what you ordered. If something feels off, please reach out.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. We agree that chaos has limits.

No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date. At that point, we assume you and the shirt have bonded.

For anything else, email us at hello@oopsyfrog.com and we’ll figure it out together.

EU Responsible Person
Oopsy Frog
hello@oopsyfrog.com
Utrecht, Netherlands

Product Information

• This product is made using the Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirt model.
• Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland in accordance with Directive 1999/44/EC.
• Product images are AI-generated mockups. The designs are original and made by us, with actual creative intent behind every choice. The robot just holds the shirt.

Safety Information

• Intended for adult use
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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